Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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