Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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