I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You are a genius and a whore.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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