so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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