kristin has been a bad kristin
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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