yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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