if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You work out of a Hotel?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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