the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
