Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
