Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We have started to decorate penises.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
