Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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