i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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