I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
