Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just high enough for therapy.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Randomize
