my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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