: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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