if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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