end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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