the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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