i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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