I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
There's even glitter on my cock...
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