we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
My dick has a subreddit
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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