to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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