"it" just moved
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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