I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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