Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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