yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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