Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
wat bout pragnant strippers??
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Found your dick twin last night
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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