Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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