that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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