He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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