last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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