Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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