I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There's always time for handjobs
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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