And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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