we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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