one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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