i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Randomize