I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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