she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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