I don't usually arrange sex via text message
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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