I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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