Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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