What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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