1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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