So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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