just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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