I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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