You're completely useless in the revolution.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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