Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
my liver is dry heaving
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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