is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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