playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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