Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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