i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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