They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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